Sea Lion

sealion“It waved at me!”
“No, that was a wave… like, water.”
—Dave & Kimble

Large beast, unaligned

Armor Class: 14 (natural armor)
Hit Points: 31 (4d10+16)
Speed: 10 ft., swim 40 ft.

STR: 14 (+2)
DEX: 12 (+1)
CON: 18 (+4)
INT: 3 (-4)
WIS: 14 (+2)
CHA: 14 (+2)

Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive perception 12
Languages Aquan
Challenge 2 (100 xp)


Hold Breath. The sea lion can hold its breath for 30 minutes.


ACTIONS

Atrocious Roar (Recharge 5-6). The sea lion gives an off-key, gargling roar. Anyone within 60 feet of the sea lion who can hear it must make a Wisdom save DC 12 or be stunned for 1 round.

Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 feet., one target. Hit: 1d8+2 piercing damage.


Majestically Dumb. A sea lion is all the splendor of an elven princess mixed with the idiocy of an ogre. Typically found in large groups, sea lions vie for adoration among each other, sometimes forgetting to eat and dying. Poaching laws against sea lions don’t exist because sea lions die on their own so often—though their manes make for fantastic clothes.

Cacophonous Roar. Unlike real lions or seals, a sea lion has one of the most irritating roars in existence. Anyone passing a sea lion pride needs to cover their ears or else be subjected to ear-grating screams.

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